Well, let me suggest a better option,
Bark-Yardigans! Where we don't party like animals; we party with animals! Two-legged guest will enjoy relaxing outdoor comfortable seating areas, a screened in gazebo, and a fun sunroom. Let your dog EXPLORE! Our four-legged guest will have fun playing games, running the agility courses, enjoying the ball pond, pit-pool, doggy disco, indoor rest area and treats! Oh yes, and let us pick up the poop!